I ACCIDENTALLY PUT A KNIFE IN WITH MY LAUNDRY
Those clothes will make you look ripped
cutting edge fashion
Just in case no one told you today:
- Good morning
- You’re beautiful
- I love you
- Nice butt
why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better
Holy crap, that character customization. What, what, what.
EA TAKE NOTICE.
i need this right now i don’t care if there’s no playable game i just want the character creator give me the character creator
choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal
tumblr has made me a very sarcastic person irl
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.
haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what
1. Make sure you own a nice bed.
2. Sleep in it frequently.
3. Remember how nice it feels to flip over your pillow to the cooler side.
4. Check your pulse and hum along to the rhythm because it is music.
5. Write clear and make a lot of spelling errors. Get the poison out and don’t worry about it being neat.
6. If you can, do not shut people out. You will have good days and they should see them.
7. If you feel overwhelmed, go outside and scream. Find a nice empty park in the middle of the night and scream as loud as you can until your throat is bleeding. The world wants to hear you.
8. Let yourself fall in love. Believe it or not, there are people out there who want your blacks and blues.
9. Keep waking up.
10. Keep waking up.
11. Keep waking up. Maybe with someone next to you."
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star